Smells like somebody is burning something besides firewood wood over. I knew my darling boy couldn’t go…
I’m sick of doing laundry every single night, but I can’t just let you rest in those…
I should have guessed what was wrong when I saw you staring at a ruler and crying…
You are the best step-son ever! You took Step-Mommy to her kinky street fair when no-one else…
You look so much like your step-father these days, sweetie. I’m going to wait up for him…
Your teacher called and says you’re struggling. It’s been so hard keeping you focused on your work….
I’m parked over here, darling! Everyone else seems to have left, what took you so long? Oh…
What would you like to do tonight, sweetie? Don’t tell me you’re busy looking for a new…
Your step-father finally had me served with divorce papers, so you have a very tough decision to…
It’s finally time to settle down for Family Movie Night! I made popcorn and everything! However, you…